.: March 2009

Monday, March 30, 2009

top ten waynes world quotes

this was a tough one. many close contenders, but i narrowed it down to these:

10. It's kinda like a new pair of underwear. At first it's constrictive, but after a while it becomes a part of you.

9. And I love you. Because I've learned that platonic love can exist between two grown men.

8. Do I frighten you?
No.
Do you want me to?

7. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's called murder?

6. I lost you two months ago. We broke up. Get the net!

5. If its a severed head, im going to be very upset

4. I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

3. I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

2. A gun rack... a gun rack. Shyeah, Right! I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?

1. If benjamin were an ice cream flavor, hed be pralines and dick

honorable mention is the product placement piece:

and the laverne and shirly piece:

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Monday, March 16, 2009

duffman speaks!

corey duffel will be doing an interview on "up the down escalator" radio show tomorrow (march 17th) at 5pm EST 2PM PST. you can listen to it live at wbmbradio.com
duffman says alot of things OH YEAH!